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-opening screen-
-candidates-
Hilary Clinton
Weapon: Razor Fans
Special Attack: Bill Clinton Attack |
Rudy Giuliani
Weapon: Claws
Special Attack: Go to jail! |
Barak Obama
Weapon: Samurai Sword
Special Attack: Doves |
Mike Huckabee
Weapon: Rope & Harpoon
Special Attack: Harpoon
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John Edwards
Weapon: Nunchucks
Special Attack: Freeze |
Mitt Romney
Weapon: Kama
Special Attack: Robotic Candidate Attack |
Bill Richardson
Weapon: Kwan Dao
Special Attack: Earthquake |
John McCain
Weapon: Bo Staff
Special Attack: Air Strike |
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Election time and I'm in the mood for
nunchucks, ninjas, and Chinese food.
I should get informed and watch the news,
but all I can think about is fighting Kung-fu!
I don't wanna think the issues through,
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
It's not my problem I'll leave it to you,
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
Punch, flip, sweep, kick
Bush, Cheney, George, Dick
Replace them with...?
Who will you pick?
Block, duck, elbow, knee
Bomb the middle east?
We don't agree
So I vote for Bruce Lee!
Stay in Iraq well yes, no, maybe?
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
Healthcare crisis so don't get rabies.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
Bomb Iran for World War III?
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
It's not my problem don't look at me.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
And all our jobs went to China,
but at least we stole their fighting skills!
Global warming and the rising sea.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
Katrina heck of a job Brownie.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
From middle class to poverty.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby!
It's not my problem don't look at me.
I just wanna fight Kung-fu baby! Let's go!
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